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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:09
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What's wrong with white women?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
How can I use AI to create custom music to accompany my vocal song or poetry?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
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share office space ...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to